My name is Anthony Nicholas and these are my memoirs. I have always been a fan of books and writing since I was a kid, but over the years I have started to lose touch of  this passion. It wasn’t until a photographer named Bronques {Lastnightsparty} came around and started an online journal called L.E.S Artists, that I decided to stop wasting my talent and get back into writing everyday. As you will come to learn, I am very gifted in the world of creative arts, but I am extremely inept in the ways of love. I made this journal to document my philosophies on love and and come to one day understand the mysterious conundrum that is women. I need as much of your help and feedback as I can get so please feel free to comment as much as possible. As it stands now, I have been turned down by every women I have ever met. Some people say its because I wear glasses with tape on the front, some people say its my braces. Some people say its my suspenders & green trousers, but others simply say its because I have “No Game.” It’s hard to understand what exactly this “Game” is per-say, but I know it’s pretty darn hard to play. If it was anything like Final Fantasy VII on Playstation, well then I would be a whole lot better at it. I have tried everything from buying flowers, writing poems, online dating sites, books on dating, and even being a “jerk” to get the girl, but to no avail. I admire Bronques because of his connection with women. He seems to understand them in a way in which I cannot fathom. He seems to bring out sexual desires in women almost instantly, where as I wouldn’t even know the first thing about holding a women’s hand. Sad but true. Hopefully these memoirs will inspire other lonely guys such as myself to get up, get out there, and find true love. Fin.

Photo by: Charis Kirchheimer & Tamara Sky